Live in the city? Love eating tomatoes, cucumbers, spinach and kale (gag) but hate having to pay out the nose for organic produce at your local grocery store? How about building your own farm? All you need is soil, seeds, hoses, sprinklers, a greenhouse, some fans and a whole buttload of space. Thinking about making one on your roof? I hope it's not over your bedroom.
Sign You Are A Nerd
You read books about comic books.
I'm currently crawling through Supergods by Grant Morrison in an attempt to look more serious and explain away the perception that comic books are kid stuff by reading an extremely wordy (though entertaining) argument. I could have read so many comics in the meantime.
Just as I started to find my comfort zone with Minecraft on the 360 and catch up to my kids' learning curve, they go and change the whole set up. Now I have to sit through tutorials from my eight and nine year old sons. Not at all patronizing.
Don't title the email folder where you file online gift receipts "Secret"
Finally, the Lego Minecraft sets are in stock so you order a few and plan on hiding them until Christmas rolls around. Maybe you manage to intercept the package at the door and hide it in the crawl space. But when your kid borrows your smartphone and goes poking around, they are going to figure out that the toys you received the delivery confirmation for are most likely not for you. GFuess who is headed straight for the crawl space?
Star Wars Quote
"The last remnants have been swept away."
The Expendables 2
VanDamme and Chuck Norris were round house kicking themselves for passing up on this over the top and over the hill action franchise the first time around so they had to jump in on the sequel.
Life of Pi
This is not about the numerical value, but about a young man who survives a disaster and goes on an adventure, all the while somehow managing to not be devoured by a tiger.
Another remake of an 80s classic, but this time they may have gotten it right by adding Chris Hemsworth. Can he ever not sound like Thor when he talks now?
Rise of the Guardians
There have so many crappy animated features released just to capitalize on the time of year when kids will hit theaters that I am skeptical of them all. This goes double for any that feature the Easter Bunny ever since Hop.
Silver Linings Playbook
Two good looking, popular actors team up in a romantic comedy that is supposed to have a twist none of the others have. That is the real synopsis here, isn't it?
Buy Your Kids...
The sequel to the popular video game that allows you to bring your toys to life has added larger figures this time around. It's not just a gimmick either. The new characters can accomplish new things on new adventures and are genuinely cooler looking with light up features on the figures themselves. Your old figures will also maintain their current levels and experience upgrades. No need to buy another portal either as the Portal Owner's Pack comes with the new game disc and one giant character to get you started.
What I'm Reading
by Grant Morrison
Anyone who admires superheroes and considers the tales in comic books more meaningful and important than most give them credit should pick this book up. The final paragraph of the introduction reads: "Supergods is your definitive guide to the world of superheroes - what they are, where they came from, and how they can help us change the way we think about ourselves, our environment, and the multiverse of possibilities that surround us. Get ready to take off your disguise, prepare to whisper your magic word of transformation, and summon the lightening. It's time to save the world." Gave me goosebumps.
What I'm Playing
Fix-It Felix Jr.
on the iPhone
What a fantastic idea to make a retro game out of the retro game themed film set to be released by Pixar. All the fun of 8-but gaming is here for you to have in the palm of your hand. And it's free!
That to Which I am Listening
Greetings from Asbury Park, N.J.
As his latest tour continues, I felt the need to get back to the Boss's roots by listening to his first studio album. Good stuff.
Loving video games, especially retro ones as much as I do, Disney's Wreck-It Ralph was something I had been anticipating for some time. So, after its November 2nd release, I did not waste much time in getting my kids to the theater on Saturday to see it. I was not disappointed and I'll explain below why you won't be either. The Plus Side: Like the Pixar releases before it, Wreck-It Ralph is visually amazing. The colors are vivid, the animation smooth, the characters realistic looking (Volkswagon-sized fists or not) and the backgrounds sprawling and downright artistic. As with so many films before it, Disney has made the 3D worth the extra cost with this one. On top of being visually stunning, the story sets up a video game universe that you believe (not literally) and understand without much explanation. Game characters play their Toy-Story-esque roles during the day then travel through the power cables of their cabinets into the surge protectors (like a train station, one of my favorite images of the film) at night to socialize. While there are a few made up games (Fix-It Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, Hero's Duty and Turbo Racer), the film pays homage to a great deal of old school games in ways that make you laugh. Q-Bert, Sonic, Street Fighter, Pac-Man, Mario Bros. and more are all referenced. Many of them gather at Tapper's for a drink after a long day. The story also keeps you guessing and while you might guess where it's taking you, I for one was surprised by the emergence of the true villain, a plot technique I am not accustomed to with animated features. The movie is both hilarious and heart warming. You laugh on a regular basis at subtle references as well as slapstick. The jokes are quick, clever and clean and the action keeps them moving along. The moral of the story, like most Disney films, is impossible to miss and sappy as it is (I'm beginning to wonder about Disney's portrayal of their characters willingly facing death) it will still bring a tear to your hear and make to jump in your seat a little at its conclusion. The Down Side: Your kids won't get all the video game references in the film unless they have had some extensive retro game education. You may find yourself leaning over to explain a joke or tell your kids who that guy is. Or, like me, you may distract yourself by laughing and shaking your head at the inclusion of a particularly obscure eight bit character barely visible in the corner of a shot. Other than that, not much is wrong, annoying or frustrating about this movie. It's an overall enjoyable experience to watch it.
The Wrap Up: Go see this movie. You and your kids or whoever's kids you might take to see it will enjoy it. This is Disney at its best with a memorable, funny romp for all ages unfolding on the screen. And while you're at it, fork over the extra few bucks for the 3D. The action and the colors jumping off the screen are amazing and fun.
It's been awhile since the weekly features were updated. How long? I'm not sure as self-regulation has not exactly been a strength of mine lately. But that's all water under the bridge because today the features are brand new and there will be more content coming. Exciting, right? Temper your excitement for a moment and let's get to the top five things I love (hate) about Autumn...
5. Darkess later in the morning (and sooner in the evening) - I like that it's still dark in the mornings, especially because I work an overnight shift. I get to rush home in the morning and crawl into bed while the sun is still hidden on the other side of the earth. However, by the time I wake up I only have two or three hours of daylight left.
4. (shrunken) Sweaters - The crisp Autumn air is my favorite of the year and I relish looking over my sweater drawer and deciding which I will pull over my head to go out and meet the day. Then I have to struggle to squeeze my melon through the neck hole and stretch out the sleeves for the next few hours.
3. Thanksgiving (aftermath) - One of my favorite holidays because it's all about stuffing yourself, which for some reason leaves me feeling bloated and stuffed afterward. Weird.
2. School (drop off) - Having the house nice and quiet during the school year while my kids are gone feels nice. Waking up to take them there instead of staying hidden under the nice warm blankets? Not so much.
1. (wet) Leaves - The colors of Autumn might be the best, most iconic aspect of the season. The difficulty of picking them up after they've had time to sit out in a cold rain might be the worst.
This week's cool-ass thing you will never own is your own urban farm. Live in the city? Love eating tomatoes, cucumbers, spinach and kale (gag) but hate having to pay out the nose for organic produce at your local grocery store? How about building your own farm? All you need is soil, seeds, hoses, sprinklers, a greenhouse, some fans and a whole buttload of space. Thinking about making one on your roof? I hope it's not over your bedroom.
This week's sign you are a nerd is that you read books about comic books. I'm currently crawling through Supergods by Grant Morrison in an attempt to look more serious and explain away the perception that comic books are kid stuff by reading an extremely wordy (though entertaining) argument. I could have read so many comics in the meantime.
This week's nemesis is game updates. Just as I started to find my comfort zone with Minecraft on the 360 and catch up to my kids' learning curve, they go and change the whole set up. Now I have to sit through tutorials from my eight and nine year old sons. Not at all patronizing.
This week's lesson learned is not to name the email folder that you are trying to hide online gift receipts in "Secret." Finally, the Lego Minecraft sets are in stock so you order a few and plan on hiding them until Christmas rolls around. Maybe you manage to intercept the package at the door and hide it in the crawl space. But when your kid borrows your smartphone and goes poking around, they are going to figure out that the toys you received the delivery confirmation for are most likely not for you. GFuess who is headed straight for the crawl space?
This week's analysis diagrams the evolution of the in game avatar:
Finally, this week's Star Wars quote is, "The last remnants have been swept away."
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