I almost forgot to wish everyone a happy and healthy Chinese New Year! It is the Year of the Dragon and I encourage all of you to go out into the world and chase your dreams with the sort of enthusiasm and ferocity a dragon would possess were it not a mythical creature.
Now, let me leave you with a quick sarcastic fact to start the New Year off right. When a friend inevitably references Enter the Dragon and claims that they plan to live this year more like Bruce Lee, remind them that if they were really committed to doing so, they would have died three weeks prior to the year's premiere.
Thank you. I'll be here all year. Tip your waitresses.