Wierdly Features & 2 Extra (Non-Weekly) Features

It's that time of the week. Time to change the weekly features.

The top 5 this week is wierd kids' shows that I would watch by myself:

1. Adventure Time
2. The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
3. Chowder
4. Camp Lazlo
5. Fanboy & Chum Chum

This week's cool-ass thing you will never own is the Stanley Cup. Even if you have been skating since emerging from the womb and you are the ultimate bad-ass on the rink, you're still only going to carry it around for 48 hours sometime during the summer after you're lucky enough to win it. You're team won't even own it, it'll be sent back. But you will own the memories.

This week's sign you are a nerd is that you find, or make up, excuses to bring new stuff to inapproapriate places just to show it off. If you're bringing your iPad to the gym, your new pool cue to a pick-up basketball game or one of your kids action figures that you "happen to have left in your coat pocket" (what are the odds?) to work, you are just looking for compliments on how cool said item is.

This week's nemesis is mosquitoes. Does this really need explanation?

This week's lesson learned is to wait until the sun is on the decline and it's cooling off a bit before you decide to cut the grass on a humid day. That is, unless you like the feeling of your shirt weighing an extra thirty pounds and being stuck to your skin. In that case, knock yourself out.

This week's Star Wars quote is: "Oh, he's not dead. At least, not yet."

Normally i would have said that the Star Wars quote was the final item for the day. however, I'd like to point out two new sidebar features. First is what toy me and my kids (but mostly me) have been playing with that we recommend. Second is what video game I'm playing.

Have a good week everyone and thanks for reading. Come back soon and bring your friends.